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People's Blog • Apple's New TPC-Friendly Emojis

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Comrades, with yesterday's release of its latest system upgrade, Apple introduced seven new emojis, and three of them are TPC-friendly!

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A long time coming for this, symbolic of our glorious Party's unheralded salt, borax, yellowcake, asbestos and arsenopyrite harvesters.

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Who can deny the importance (and symbolism) of this humble tool?

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At last, high honor for our favorite source of food (and vodka mash).

Unfortunately, Apple has retained this outdated emoji and all its variants. Fortunately, it's still useful when discussing mental problems that some tried to force us into accepting as perfectly normal and natural. 

 
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Inexplicably still in circulation but still of historical value.

 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 4/1/2025, 8:10 am — Replies 2 — Views 259



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