Comrades, our position here at the People's 5th Shock Agitprop Severo-Vostochnyy Kommand Headquarters is perfect for viewing the Great People's Total Solar Eclipse of 2024.
Here are the pictures.
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I ordered a Lieutenant to take up a recon plane and see if he could get some pictures from a better vantage point.
He tried his best but took few pictures and got lost, so I popped some white smoke (see green arrow) to guide him back to base. Upon landing, he told me he thought he could've gotten a better picture of me if he'd stayed on the ground.
Now he is a Private.
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And on a similar note, here is a sensational headline before and after I fixed it. I didn't disclose the offending news service because I didn't want to embarrass The Gateway Pundit's editors, who don't know the difference between historic and historical or new and newly (or how to use caps lock).
